Quotes By Me And Other Less Significant People

Well I swore to myself I wouldn't have a quote page but I have SO many quotes I absolutely love and I SO can't fit them all on my AOL member profile... so here are my favorites. But there will be more added so come back. Hence the under construction sign.

"I hope G-d grades on a curve" - me

"I am not an angry girl, but it seems that I've got every one fooled. Everytime I say something they find hard to hear they chalk it up to my anger and never to their own fear" - Ani DiFranco

"...so soon forsaken?...mens love then lies, not in thier hearts but in thier eyes..." -Shakespeare

"If the perfect ten's [Mariah Carey] then the logic seems to be, That I'm at least a twenty 'cause there's twice as much of me." -Lee Martindal

"I can't do much... but what I can do, I do" -Mary Guerrant

"...because now is now, and it can never be a long time ago" -Laura Ingalls Wilder

"Senor Garbanzo! What the fuck is this? Isn't that a bean or something?" -Ilana Welch

"Your third eye needs glasses" -me

"Life doesn't suck. just the people in it do" -Liza Baron

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity" -someone pretty smart

"I'm mourning the death of my social life" -me (said when asked why I wore black all the time)

"Ain't it funny how those friends forget you when you're tired of thier games? You miss a show or a party that blows and they've. they've forgotten your name" -Natalie Imbruglia

"...I don't think you're very smart, you don't think I'm very pretty, guess we never thought at all and it seems like such a pity" -Merril Bainbridge

"I hate stupid people" -me

"Now that was no ordinary pineapple" -Pauly Shore (Bud) from Bio Dome

"...no, I am G-d" -Faulkner from Bio-Dome

"Daddy was a bastard, mommy was a whore, but there wouldn't be a baby if the condom hadn't tore" -A poem circulated around the net for a while

"...'condoms? what do we need condoms for?' 'we might be stuck in here for a while and have to repopulate the world or something' (pause) 'and condoms would be the way to do that?'"-Joey and Chandler from FRIENDS

"...she took [my story] as evidence that I wasn't as alienated as she thought. It's going to take me years to undo the damage" -Daria Morgendorfer

"I like a clean bowl" -"Biscuit" from Ally Mcbeal

"...some people meditate...to relax... I blend" -Will Smith ENEMY OF THE STATE

"what you feel is what you are and what you are is beautiful" -Goo Goo Dolls, SLIDE

"There is always truth in sarcasm".--Brian Deaton

"when all you have is the pain, you will die fighting to keep it, because its all you have left" -me

"Jack and Jill did it for the insurance." a random cynic

"Women think with thier minds. Men think with thier heads".--Ricky Lankford

"A friend is someone who doesn't make fun of you sing the 'doo doo doo' part of a song on the radio" -Dilbert

"I don't believe G-d made everything in six days. I think he watched TV and then did it all the night before." -I think it was me

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you"

"The early bird may get the worm..but the second mouse gets the cheese"

"Reputation is what you do when people are looking. Character is what you do when they aren't"--Parke Kallenberg

"The more arguments you win, the fewer friends you will have. "-someone who probably knows what they're talking about

"Everyone is alone. It's just easier to take in a relationship." -Richard Fish from Ally Mcbeal

"A fat man, trying to squeeze through a narrow chimney, and I taunt him with Oreos and whole milk." -John Cage from Ally Mcbeal

"Would people PLEASE stop throwing shoes at me?!"-John cage

"Ally! You killed the inflatable man!" -Renee

"In of itself, life sucks" -me

"...multiply that by infinite and take it to the depth of forever and thats how much I love..." -Joe from "Meet Joe Black"

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" -someone or sometwo

"Can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep clowns will eat me..." -Homer from the "Simpsons"

"Stupid dog" -Caressa

"Ugly dog" -Caressa

"Stupid ugly dog" -Caressa

"sex" -Becky

"petenis" -me

"MANGO" -Jesse

"I have a strange feeling I'm going to wake up in the hospital with all my hair burned off" -Jessica (said while she was trying to connect her radio to her TV. At least I think)

"5" -Loni originally but I heard it from Becky

"Make the scary porn spammers leave me alone!" -me

"I think Cupid is a blind man with a very bad aim" me

"...he was in the closet when good looks were given out and had a personality to match" -some book I read

"I thought I was unique until I went to high school" -Karen

"A dyke. just because I have short hair and listen to chick music, doesn't mean I'm a lesbian. I find that offending to not only me, but the Gay-Lesbian-Bisexual community" -Jessica Golden (when asked what was the most offending thing she has ever been called)

"I don't think you're very smart, you don't think I'm very pretty, guess we never thought at all and it seems like a such a pity"- Merril Bainbridge

"Wait.. is that a spaceship or something?" -Rachel Jenkins-Stevens (said while watching the X-Files movie when the UFO busts out from underground)

"Taken out of context I must seem so strange" -Ani DiFranco


"I'd like to see it from 'your point of view' but I can't seem to get my head THAT FAR up my ass" -seen on a key chain

"Friends help you move. REAL friends help you move bodies" -T-Shirt

"fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck" -me

"I like bannanas cause they don't have bones" something off cartoon networ

"NOBODY expects the spanish inquisition" -Monty Python

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