I am a snail, slimy, ugly, taunted, my providers hate me for destroying the scenery for eating the greenery that inhabits their fat wallets and bank accounts. God forbid they should blame the tender marijuana plants or the imported cigars or wine aged to perfection, no I am daughter snail sister slut they throw salt on me and drink vodka. (c) 2000 by (++)Laura(++). All Rights Reserved