Why These People Are Stupid

As my dear mother put it, I do not suffer fools well. Now, my profile on AOL specifically states all information one would need to know about me... my age, my sex, my location, pet peeves (this includes AOL-speak such as "u" "y" and the all encompassing "a/s/l?" and ALSO specifically states that I hate it when people DON'T read my profile thoroughly before IMing me) HOWEVER the idiots that roam cyberspace have deemed it their personal responsibility to IGNORE ALL OF THIS and continually IM me. This page is dedicated to all the morons, idiots, dummies, fools, shit-for-brains and what have you out there. So, fuckfaces, this one's for you.